Kitchen Quip Towels - $7.98
• Ecru check (shown in picture below)
• Assorted towel colors (black, burgundy, gold, green, ivory, navy blue, red, sage, slate
blue, taupe, white)
• Assorted tropical towel colors (bright yellow, fuchsia, lime, orange, tropical blue)
1. _____ “W” is for wife, not waitress
2. _____ 3 stages of marriage, lust dust rust
3. _____ A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
4. _____ A fat wife and a full barn never did a man harm
5. _____ A liquid asset
6. _____ As far as anyone knows we’re a nice normal family
7. _____ Bear
8. _____ Bear-UP NORTH
9. _____ Bed & Breakfast make your own
10. _____ Bed & Breakfast, 2 things my kids don't make
11. _____ Born to shop forced to cook
12. _____ Born to shop not to mop
13. _____ Burnt to Perfection
14. _____ By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends
15. _____ Calories eaten while cleaning the kitchen don’t count
16. _____ CHRISTMAS
17. _____ CHRISTMAS-UP NORTH
18. _____ Dad’s barbeque men cook if it’s dangerous
19. _____ Deer
20. _____ Deer-UP NORTH
21. _____ Deer Hunting Welcome to my world!
22. _____ Desperate housewife
23. _____ Divas don’t do dishes
24. _____ Domestic Goddess
25. _____ Domestically challenged
26. _____ Don’t assume I cook
27. _____ Dull women have immaculate kitchens
28. _____ Equal opportunity kitchen
29. _____ Friends like wine get better with age
30. _____ Friendship is sharing, let's have wine
31. _____ God Bless my Microwave
32. _____ Good food good wine how divine
33. _____ Good food, good friends, good times
34. _____ Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them but you always
know they are there!
35. _____ Got caffeine?
36. _____ Grandchildren spoiled here
37. _____ Grandma’s kitchen serving cookies & kisses
38. _____ Grillin’ and chillin’
39. _____ He cleans fish why not the house
40. _____ Help Wanted see mom
41. _____ Hit the beach
42. _____ Housework makes you ugly
43. _____ Housework rots your mind
44. _____ I am Woman I am invincible I am tired
45. _____ I bring home the bacon why must I cook it?
46. _____ I can cook I just don’t
47. _____ I could keep this kitchen clean if you’d all move out
48. _____ I didn’t know when I said I do I’d do it all
49. _____ I don’t even butter my toast I consider that cooking
50. _____ I don’t make the coffee the Bible says “Hebrews”
51. _____ I dress to kill I cook the same way
52. _____ I hate four letter words, cook, bake, dust, wash
53. _____ I have a kitchen because it came with the house
54. _____ I kiss better than I cook
55. _____ I like hugs I like kisses I like help with the dishes
56. _____ I must be butter ‘cause I’m on a roll
57. _____ I was born to have a maid not be one
58. _____ I’d cook dinner but I lost the can opener
59. _____ I’m creative don’t expect neat, too
60. _____ If I need to open more than two cans forget it we’re eating out
61. _____ If it walks out of the refrigerator let it go
62. _____ If we are what we, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap
63. _____ If you don't like the food have more wine
64. _____ If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen
65. _____ If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out
66. _____ Immaculately clean full refrigerator wrong house
67. _____ Is it hot or is it me
68. _____ It’s not a hot flash it’s a tropical vacation
69. _____ It’s not a hot flash it’s a tropical vacation
70. _____ Keep this kitchen clean eat out
71. _____ Kiss the cook don’t touch the buns
72. _____ Leftovers, food refrigerated until it’s time to throw it away
73. _____ Let's Do Lunch
74. _____ Life’s too short to cook for you people
75. _____ Live well, laugh often, love much
76. _____ Maid for the good life
77. _____ Men, Coffee, Chocolate (the richer the better)
78. _____ Menu complaints may be hazardous to your health
79. _____ Mom’s cooking You will eat it, you will like it
80. _____ Money talks Chocolate sings
81. _____ Moose
82. _____ Moose-UP NORTH
83. _____ My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
84. _____ No dessert is too pretty to eat
85. _____ No husband has been shot while doing dishes
86. _____ Normal is just a setting on the dryer
87. _____ Not responsible for pet hair in the food
88. _____ Only cowards cook on low
89. _____ Oy Vey
90. _____ Please excuse the mess we live here
91. _____ Pretty good lookin’ and still cookin’
92. _____ Remember, guys like big tomatoes
93. _____ Retirement is a full time job
94. _____ Simplify, hire a chef
95. _____ So I’m not Betty Crocker deal with it
96. _____ So this isn't Home Sweet Home, ADJUST
97. _____ Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness
98. _____ Suzi homemaker
99. _____ The lake is calm the sun hot/sometimes I cook sometimes not
100. _____ The last time I cooked hardly anyone got sick
101. _____ The only thing better than a glass of wine is two
102. _____ The only thing self-cleaning in my kitchen is the cat
103. _____ The only thing smokin’ in this kitchen is me!
104. _____ This QUEEN doesn't cook!
105. _____ This isn’t Burger King you can’t have it “your way”
106. _____ Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator
107. _____ Too Hot to Handle
108. _____ Too many wines spoil the cook
109. _____ UFFDA
110. _____ We serve 4 basic food groups, candy, brownies, ice cream, diet soda
111. _____ Whaddya gottado to get help around here
112. _____ Will trade coffee for gossip
113. _____ Wine a bit, you'll feel better
114. _____ Wine! My favorite dish
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1. _____ A daughter is a gift of the heart
2. _____ A friend is what my heart needed
3. _____ And then my friend I thought of you
4. _____ Friends like wine get better with age
5. _____ Friends make life sweeter
6. _____ Friends make memories to treasure and keep
7. _____ Friends we are, friends we’ll be, friends forever you and me
8. _____ Friendship is sharing, let’s have wine
9. _____ Friendship warms the house
10. _____ Nothing warms the home like the gathering of friends
11. _____ Sisters make the world a better place
12. _____ The best things in life aren’t things
13. _____ There is no friend like a sister
14. _____ Your friendship is a gift I’ll always cherish