Sleep Shirts $19.98 (One size fits most)
(comes in assorted colors only)
1. _____ Cellulite – Scientific proof that God is a man
2. _____ Don’t hate yourself in the morning sleep until noon
3. _____ GO BRA-LESS it pulls wrinkles off your face
4. _____ Hold me, squeeze me pretend I’m a remote control
5. _____ How can I control my life when I can’t even control my hair?
6. _____ How nice to do nothing then rest afterward
7. _____ I never repeat gossip so listen carefully
8. _____ I’m not “high maintenance” I prefer “worth every penny”
9. _____ I’m still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes
10. _____ I’ve still got it but nobody wants it
11. _____ If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip
12. _____ It’s not a hot flash it’s a tropical vacation!
13. _____ It’s scary when you start making noises like the coffee maker
14. _____ It’s such a lovely day I think I’ll surprise everyone and skip my
medication
15. _____ KISS KISS KISS still no prince
16. _____ Live like your hair’s on fire
17. _____ Not in your wildest dreams
18. _____ Please do not disturb
19. _____ Some of us are too cute to take life seriously
20. _____ Wake me for the weekend
21. _____ What’s a few wrinkles when you have bedroom eyes
22. _____ When did my wild oats become shredded wheat?
23. _____ When life hands you lemons put them in your bra
24. _____ Where there’s a will put me in it
Christmas Sleep Shirts
Sleep Shirts Christmas $19.98 (red only) (One size fits most)
1. _____ “and to all a good night”
2. _____ Cold nose, frosty toes, Ho Ho Ho’s
3. _____ Dear Santa, leave the gifts, take the husband and kids
4. _____ Hug me before I melt
5. _____ Meet me under the mistletoe
6. _____ Oh come let us adore me
7. _____ On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer, On Visa
8. _____ Raise a little cane
9. _____ Santa thinks I’ve been good all year
10. _____ Sleeps with Santa
11. _____ The perfect man, well rounded and handy with a broom
12. _____ This is as merry as I get